WHY I BITE YOU

10 REASONS WHY I BITE YOU

1.You changed your hair, glasses or your nail polish

2.You wore a hat of a silly colour

3.You touches my cage without  permission

4.You tried to fill my food bowl without asking

5.You moved to fast, so were obviously a monster

6.You looked at me funny

7.You have a mole or a freckle that obviously needs removing

8.You were asking me to step up with the wrong hand

9.You asked me to go to bed which is NOT acceptable

10.You kissed that horrible person while i was on your shoulder.

11. You were talking to ( another bird ) on the phone/mobile whilst i was on your shoulder.

12. You stopped scratching me, when i clearly didnt ask you too.